Yes HELLO.
It has been ages since I last blogged. So I think I'll talk about what I did in school before it ended! Haha it was so fun playing around with that relief teacher!
His name was Gerard Quek if I recall correctly. Ms Geraldine Quek's brother maybe? I think not. Firstly, they look nothing like each other. Secondly, I think it would just be weird. But then again, who cares what I think? (to the guy reading who said "Me!", thank you. =))
Well our dear physics teacher Mr Tan Chee Wei was absent. So HOW? Relief teacher of course. Before I go on, however, it is important to note that many of my teachers were absent (or lazy to teach) that day. Fine, maybe it wasn't that important. Who cares anyway? (to the guy in the audience who said "ME!" again, thanks thanks.)
So as I was saying this Gerard Quek came in and he acted all cool and stuff. This is how he did so. Also, do note that he failed acting cool.
So once he walked into class, walking all poserish, he put the worksheets down on the table. Then, turning to us, the congregation of 3e3, he said "Hey, I seriously HAVE NO IDEA why your teacher gave me worksheets to give y'all." Trying to gain our respect much? Anyway he went on to say some nonsense about it not being his fault and stuff like that but YEAH SURE we believe him. Actually, we did. He seemed like the honest kind of fellow.
So we did the worksheets which were rather easy. Then, seeing how the class wasn't exactly in order, (fine it was in chaos,)I decided to move to the other side of my class to talk to my friends sitting there. I borrowed my friend's phone to play Sudoku for a short moment but then I got lazy (I DID NOT GIVE UP) and stopped playing. Then Mr Gerard Quek said "It's getting too noisy! I be nice to you all and you take advantage of me! All go back now!"
I kinda figured no one liked him anymore. The little act he did at the start of class was in vain. Well anyway I went to Jasper's place because it was nearer to where I was than my seat and I wanted to prevent unnecessary movement. Plus, Jasper was outside on official punishment business. Then our teacher had a sudden urge of kindness so he decided to summon Jasper back into the room. Seeing the rightful owner of the seat return, I moved to my own seat.
Gerard Quek, probably bored or something and asked me "didn't I ask you to go back to your seats?" Yes, he did, but what's his point anyway? Obviously I has no intention to listen to him. But that's not what I said. Insead, I said "Over there more comfortable la sir."
"Why there more comfortable?"
"Further from you what." (lol shit this got me into trouble. but REMEMBER! He was trying to act cool.)
"Oh, so the further away from me you are, the more comfortable?"
"Yeah." (I was one chair away from Jasper's place but oh what the hell)
"Behind far away from me. Why don't you go there?"
"Sure! =)" (I then proceeded to the back.)
Then there was peace for a brief moment. Until Sherman said "Hey what's wrong with my pen?"
Examining the pen for a moment, I concluded that not enough force was being applied to the button of the pen. Obviously, Gerard Quek was unhappy towards my kind helpful attitude towards my friend. He said
"Is there a problem back there?"
"No sir, really comfortable here. Got fan." I pointed up to the fan, beneath which I was sitting.
"Oh, is that so? Would you like to go to the General Office then? There has aircon."
"Serious ah sir? You allow?"
"Yeah, sure, go sit there, have some coffee and stuff."
"so, sir, if anyone asks I just say taht you gave me permission la?"
"Oh, no no no. Don't need to mention my name..." Lol the coward.
"So, really ah sir, you let me go?"
"Sure."
I thus excused myself.
Upon reaching the Office, I sat down on the comfy cushioned chair and breathed in a good breath of air conditioning. Unfortunately, I was lied to. THERE WAS NO COFFEE. Well, that's okay. I kinda prefer tea. But there wasn't any of that either.
Well, I decided to close my eyes to give myself a rest. I think I deserved the pampering of the aircon. Or not, but who cares. ( thanks again to the guy blah blah blah) Well anyway, a few minutes later, the General Office door opened; someone was coming in! Well, duh. Anyway, it was our dear co-form teacher Ms Teng! She's such a nice person, so I wasn't afraid taht she might scold me. I said hello and she said hi. Then she asked why I was in the Office.
Keeping my word about not mentioning his name, I said "Oh, the nice relief teacher from our class asked me to enjoy the aircon." She nodded and smiled and after walking a few metres away, she said "Gerard Quek ah?". I said yes.
About a minute later, the door opened again and this time it was my classmate Jefferson! He said I was allowed into class now. Then I thought, why wouldn't I be allowed in the first place? It's my class after all. -_- I was escorted back, the nice boy, God bless his soul (he's still alive btw.), and tehn Gerard asked:
"So? Enjoyed yourself?"
"Yup, thanks sir." He nodded. So I added, "By the way, I saw Ms Teng in there. And she asked me why I was there."
"What did you say?" He almost looked concerned.
"Oh, I said the nice relief teacher in my class asked me to go there. See sir I didn't mention your name."
My classmates laughed and clapped as Mr Gerard Quek was officially speechless. He regained his ability to speak a moment later and said, "please sit down."
I proceeded to my seat and decided to just stone as class would end in about 10 minutes. Then out of the blue he suddenly said, "Would you like to read my magazines? Whatever makes you comfortable," then he looked at my badge, which had my name printed on it, being a prefect and all, "Charles?" I cringed when he said my name, but either way, I refused him, saying how I wasn't a magazine person and how I didn't like 8Days very much anyway. Clearly, he hadn't given up on trying to piss me off, as he then asked, "what about Reader's Digest? Is it nerdy enough for you?"
Obviously, I was insulted. Even if I'm nerdy he didn't have to say it like that. If it was so nerdy why the hell was he carrying it around everywhere he went in the first place?
However, being polite, I accepted it and turned to the joke-page. None of the jokes were very funny. Boo. So I had satisfied him and he had successfully pissed me off, but I obviously had to watch my conduct, being a Prefect and all.
Soon after, the bell rang and I returned to him HIS nerdy Reader's Digest book. And he left. I think we were all happy to see him leave.
Anyway, sometime while I was reading, he actually sat on the teacher's table despite constant warnings that the table was spoilt. Then, the table collapsed! Haha, it was an amusing sight to see him falling and muttering "fuck!" at the same time. It was like a circus show. Since all the things on the table had fallen off and he was too much of a big shot (from wherever he came from or something) he asked whoever laughed to pick them all up.
Someone from the back said "All go help pick up ah!" which would have really caused what our teacher said to backfire. As many people were standing up, he said "it's okay, 6 boys will do." Nice one lar sir.
Anyway, that was my little tale. Just a little re-enactment, probably only 5% is not true due to memory issues.
.-twisted