Whoops haven't posted in a long time...
So this post would be one of the pointless posts, like my court sessions, for example.
Ok. Like the title says, inventions. Basically I have five inventions in mind. Namely, the LameCube, the FaxBox, and the P.As., the Dreamfast and the MBCTF.
Okay, the LameCube. What does it do? You see, this cube is rather lame. It's like a small box, but can keep many things inside. Probably in the future technology will make such things possible. Ok, inspiration for the LameCube. No, not the GameCube of course, but in fact a cardboard box. I've always seen how cardboard is actually rather flimsy and sometimes will break from the bottom if something too heavy is put in it. Well, not for the LameCube cos the LC is made of 50% titatium for lightness and 50% adamantium for strength.
How do you get this GNARLY invention? Well, it's not in stores yet, but maybe one day it will be. Pricing should range from about $1000000000000 to $1000000000001
Yep. Next, the FaxBox. This is what it does. It sends faxes! Yes yes you might all say" OH BIG DEAL. A FAX MACHINE IS ALREADY INVENTED!" Well, to those who said that, you are absolutely right! But the FB looks much more stylish as it is black and for some weird reason has a large X on the cover. I wonder why... What inspired me? No, not the XBox! That's just silly. The fax machine inspired me. Have you ever noticed how fax is rarely used? I mean, I used to have a fax machine and know I don't even know where the hell it is. Oh well. Easy come easy go.
Pricing? Well, It would cost as much as a fax machine would cost. Times like 5 million. Yeah. Well, actually, this awesome invention is already in stores. Like Best Denki and Harvey Norman. But you gotta ask the manager very discretely as this is supposed to be a secret. And of course, you gotta have the money.
Now, the P. As. It actually stands for Pea Assessment. Well, what it basically does is that it analyzes (stylishly, of course) peas and gives you it's status. Safe to eat, rotton, and etc. The inspiration... didn't really come from anywhere. Find this in markets at like 4 bucks.
AH, BUT IF YOU WANT THE P.As. 2, THAT'S ANOTHER STORY. Peas are described with even more detail than before. Like Very very safe to eat, or very very rotten. Yes, despite the failure of the first P.As., the second one has returned with a vengeance. Go Pony! Yes, Pony, is the company I actually sent the blueprint to. Available for like 4 millionbillionzilliontrillion yen.
Now then, the Dreamfast, basically it makes you run real fast in your dreams. Like the Flash. But oh well. Not much description required...... 30 bucks.
Last but still least, MBCTF. Well actually it stands for Marked Bent Chiong The Fence. So here's what it does. It's a marker and a bent lawnmower. You first mark the part of the fence you're not happy with (probably it hurt your ass for sitting on it too long, probably it's too low so the neighbors can see what you're doing), and then activate the lawnmower. The mower will aim towards the part of the fence marked and will grind it into a gajillion pieces. Well, that's about it actually. It doesn't really do anything else.
For some reason, if you actually wanna buy this shit, you can go to this deserted warehouse. Yes it's free cos no one wants to buy them. FYI, the company that created this is JSquared. If you wanna know where to find this warehouse, email me at
masterofinventiontismzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz@fakemail.com.sgDon't forget the SG.
Now, adios!
.-twisted