I NEED THIS.

Yes. I need a particular item. Namely, JACK SPARROW'S RING from Master Replicas. I can trus those guys. The ring will definitely be authentic. ITS ONLY 30BUCKS. For a Master Replicas item, that's way cheap. For example, you can buy his gun for like... 400 dollars I think.
Nah, you can't wear a gun, OR bring it to school, so the Ring's fine with me.

.-twisted

Problems...

ANNOUNCEMENT

Well everytime I go to my blog, the internet explorer crashes. So, I might not be able to use the Tagboard, FYI

Viruses!

Damn it. My Laptop's been infected... i think. And well, it might get worse...

So if worse comes to worse, I'm gonna reformat the entire C Drive. Hopefully that will help.

One of the bad things that happened was that when I went to this blog, Internet Explorer crashed.

Then, after System Restoring, my entire system crashed because it was "Out of Memory". Was that the virus talking? I tried to System Restore to much earlier and this is what I'm left with... Argh I hope my darling Laptop is alright!

Yay!

Yup I went to my new favourite website, or one of my favourite websites anyway.(I won't betray you, www.gamefaqs.com !!) And I found more pics! Ooooh! Yay, right???







Well yeah that's enough candy for today, my friends.

* ellenpage.org*

The Prequel: Part Three

Well yeah it's obvious MBCTF was the one... so lets see what happens.

Mr Sng: Mr Tan... Now all we need to do is get him to 'fess up!
Mr Tan:*evil look* Heh no problemo!

*Mr Tan approaches Mr MBCTF*

Mr Tan: *slapping his face* Own up, damn you!
Mr MBCTF: Never! * spits in Mr Tan's face*
Mr Tan: You would wish you never did that!*Kicks MBCTF in a place best left unsaid*
Mr Ho: Man! Foul play! LOL LAWL LORL!!!
Mr Sng: Yeah whack 'em!
Mr MBCTF: *spits blood and several teeth out* You ain't getting a confession from me!
Mr Roboto: I'm just... gonna leave.
Mr Sng: Okay this is getting too chaotic!

*bangs the hammer. hammer breaks*
Mr Sng: DAMMIT! *withdraws Revolver*
Mr Sng: NOBODY MOVE, NOBODY GETS HURT!

*Mr Low tries to escape the madness*

*bang!*

Mr Tan: Oh my g-!!! You killed my client! HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA GET PAID NOW??
Mr Ho: Yeah you should have done that!!!
Mr Sng:*losing his sanity* SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bang! bye bye Daryl*
Mr Tan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Mr MBCTF: I like rainbows... AND ponies. They're pretty.
Mr Tan: Not prettier than Ellen, dammit! *kicks MBCTF*
Mr MBCTF: I will never tell you anything! *coughs* Never!
Mr Tan: Oh, really? * bitch-slaps him*
Mr Sng:*pointing the gun at MBCTF now* speak, dammit!
Mr MBCTF: I'd rather die than let you arrest me!
Mr Sng:If you insist.... *fires*

*MBCTF falls to the ground*
Mr Tan: He's still breathing! Want me to kick 'em into Hell?
Mr Sng: Nah, lets let him go. Just chuck him out on the streets like that.
Mr Tan: Won't someone notice? Like Mr Benjamin Yeo? He'd tell the cops!
Mr Yeo: Nah I won't. I'm your new Clerk!

The End!!

.-twisted

The Prequel: Part Two

Well we last left off when Mr Roboto was going to start questioning Mr Low...
Let's see what unfolds!

Mr Roboto: Well Mr Joshua Low, what time were you assaulted?
Mr Low: Hmm... around... 9 o clock? Yeah...
Mr Roboto: So... you're saying that the assault took place at NIGHT?
Mr Tan: Objection, Your Honour. My client has no need to stoop down to such a low level to answer such a stupid question.

Mr Sng: Yeah. Oi, Mr Roboto! Ask more sensible questions please.
Mr Roboto: My questions are as sensible as they can ever be!
Mr Ho: LOL I BEG TO DIFFER!
Mr Roboto: *scowling* Fine. Fine. What was this height of the attacker?
Mr Low: Hmm.... not higher than one meter?

Mr Ho: *whispering to Mr Sng* LOL MBCTF is actually shorter than one meter. Coincidence?

Mr Roboto: So you're trying to say that you got attacked by a dwarf?
Mr Low: Yup.
Mr Roboto: No further questions.

*Both return to their seats.*

Mr Sng: Mr Tan, your turn. Up you go.

Mr Tan: I'd like to call Mr MBCTF to the stand!
Mr MBCTF: Damn.
Mr Tan: Why so apprehensive?!??!?!?!?! GUILTY OF SOMETHING?!
Mr Roboto: OBJECTION! OBJECTION, DAMMIT!
*Mr Sng ignores*
Mr Roboto: Hello? I'M OBJECTING HERE!!!
Mr Sng:*to himself*Note to self. One day I should kill this guy.
Mr Sng: WHAT THE HELL'S THE PROBLEM NOW?
Mr Roboto: Well, he's accusing my client without proof!
Mr Tan:*butting in* What are you talking about?! MR LOW SAID HE WAS SHORTER THAN ONE METER! *turning to Mr MBCTF* What's your height, DAMMIT?!
Mr MBCTF: 80 centimeters...
Mr Tan: There you have it, folks!
Mr Ho:*evil grin* RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

To Be Continued

.-twisted

The Prequel: Part One

Well, I was quite satisfied, so I think I'm gonna do another trilogy of court sessions. Granted, this may or may not be better than the previous saga, but well, it's for my own entertainment, so sit tight!

Storyline: This is the prequel of the "Assassination" series. This took place not long before the events of "Assassination" took place. This series was created so that the hatred between the late Mr Roboto and Mr Sng can be understood, as well as the events that led to the change of cast in "Assassination"

Mr Tan, Charles -Teh Prosecutor
Mr MBCTF -Again, the Accused
Mr Ho, Daryl -Clerk
Mr Sng, Bryan - Judge
Mr Low, Joshua -Victim
Mr Roboto -Defence Attorney


Mr Ho: Yo, people! The Judge is in the house! Stand up y'all!!

*all rise*

Mr Sng: You know, I can get you fired for that. Okay, first things first. Why the hell am I here?
Mr Ho:*the big smile on his face got wiped off* Heh. Apparently, a Mr Joshua Low got assaulted in his own house.

Mr Sng: What the- in his own house?! Poor fool. Anyway er... Mr Tan... Proceed.
Mr Tan: I'd like to call a Mr Benjamin Yeo to the stand.
Mr Sng: A witness?
Mr Tan: Er... maybe? I kinda don't know who else to call.
Mr Ho: That's damn sad, dude.

*Mr Yeo proceeds to the stand*

Mr Ho: Mr Yeo, if you don't mind, would you place your hand on this Bible and swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth?

Mr Yeo: Yup. Nothing but the truth!
Mr Ho: Er... great.

*takes the Bible and steps back*

Mr Sng: Continue.
Mr Tan: Mr Yeo, is it true that you are a good friend of the victim, Mr Joshua Low?
Mr Yeo: Yup. We're buds!
Mr Tan: Right... Okay, anyway, for the sake of the court, where were you on the night of the crime?
Mr Roboto: Objection, Your Honour. I don't see what Mr Yeo has to do with the case?
Mr Sng: Er... shush for the time being. I don't know where this leads either, but, oh well I'm listening anyway.

*Roboto has nothing to say. He shuts his trap*

Mr Yeo: Well... On the night of the crime I was at the supermarket. Buying groceries.
Mr Ho: Lol.
Mr Sng: Quiet, clerk.
Mr Ho: Make me!
Mr Sng:*fingering the Revolver in his pocket* You're asking for it...
Mr Ho: Damn I sense a disturbance in the Force! Fine I shall stay silent.
Mr Tan: Well, you were buying groceries eh? Where?
Mr Yeo: At Tampines Mall. Near Josh's house.
Mr Roboto: Objection! This still leads nowhere!
Mr Sng:*temper rising...* Please be more patient.
Mr Tan: So, you're saying that it is possible for you to have seen anyone of a particular short height go near Mr Low's house?

Mr Yeo: Er. Yes. Unless he was too short for me to see.
Mr Tan:*taking a glance at Mr MBCTF* That is possible I suppose.
Mr Yeo: I think I would have seen it if someone tried to go to Josh's house. Someone of average height, I mean.
Mr Ho: Laugh out loud!
Mr Sng: Duncha mean, LOL?
Mr Roboto: Objection! He's insulting my client's physique!
Mr Sng: Wow you sure know how to object. I don't see why the Prosecutor should have to be penalized for your client's uniqueness.

Mr Tan: Thank you, Your Honour. Well no more questions.

* Charles and Ben return to their respective seats*

Mr Roboto: Me next Me next!!!
Mr Sng: Yeah yeah.
Mr Roboto: I'd like to call Mr Low to the stand.

To Be Continued

.-twisted

Assassination: Part Three

Well, as of now, we know that Mr MBCTF is a very probable assassin. He lied about being at home. He was caught and now Mr Tan will find out why.

*Ms Ellen tells her story but it makes no sense to anyone, being too complicated. Cos She's so smart*

Mr Sng: Err.... let's pretend she never came...
*Ms Ellen, being too beautiful for the court, leaves*
Mr Sng: You may call forth another witness.

Mr Tan: Very well. I shall continue questioning Mr MBCTF.
Mr Sng: Good. I tire of this nonsense.
Mr Yeo: Yeah I'll skip it. I won't forget.
Mr Sng: Ah good. Proceed, Mr Tan.

Mr Tan: Why thank you, Your Honour. *turning to Mr MBCTF* MR MBCTF.
Mr MBCTF:*irritated* Er, yes?
Mr Tan: Don't use that tone with me!

*bitch-slaps MBCTF*

Mr Roboto: OBJECTION!! OBJECTION!! HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO SLAP MY CLIENT!
Mr Sng: Objection substained. Mr Tan, please refrain from bitch-slapping future clients of Mr Roboto.
Mr Tan:*straightening tie* I'll try to...
Mr Yeo: Ha LOL that retard deserved it. *kicks MBCTF*
Mr Sng:*looking at his hammer* Must... Resist... Temptation...

Mr Tan: Okay, okay. Mr MBCTF, since you were not at home during that period of time, where the hell were you?!
Mr MBCTF:*spitting out blood* You ain't... getting... nothing from me...
Mr Yeo: This isn't an interrogation! * kicks him again*
Mr MBCTF: I am loyal... to my country...
Mr Sng: DAMMIT! HE'S GOING TERRORIST ON US!

Mr Tan: Damn you, Mr MBCTF. THIS IS YOUR COUNTRY!
Mr MBCTF: Liar! My country is where my wife is!
Mr Tan: YOU HAVE A WIFE?!

*entire room gasps. silence. long silence*

Mr MBCTF: Yes. My wife lives inside my mind!
Mr Sng: Curse you Mr Tan! He's lost it! You've scared him into madness.
Mr Tan: Perhaps that's just what he wants us to think.

*MBCTF wipes the sweat and blood off his brow*

Mr Tan: This is only the beginning, my friend... *cracks knuckles*
Mr MBCTF: *now in Russian accent* Dam you! In Soviet Russia, I own you!
Mr Sng: Look what you've done, Mr Tan!
Mr Tan: Shh. He's a good actor. But I'm a better lawyer.

Mr Roboto: OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION!!! This is no longer a court case! You are interrogating my client like terrorists!
Mr Sng: *takes out a Revolver, he points it at Mr Roboto* Is that all they taught you in law school?
Mr Roboto: Dammit, I quit! *slams his suitcase on the table and then starts to walk toward the door*
Mr Sng: I don't think so...* aims and pulls the trigger*

*BANG! Blood is all over. Roboto never got to leave*

Mr Tan: HOLY SHIT! YOU JUST MURDERED SOMEONE!
Mr Sng: Shh. Mr Tan... let me teach you how to get information. *points gun at MBCTF*
Mr MBCTF: Ho crap! Hohoho crap!

Mr Yeo: Hey... What's that smell? It's smells like urine!
Mr Tan: DAMMIT. Mr MBCTF wet his pants!
Mr MBCTF: I confess! I TRIED TO ASSASSINATE MR POWERS! Cos.... I'm in the NKF too...
Mr Sng:* gun still pointed at MBCTF* That's all I needed to know. *pulls trigger*

The END! Lol yeah this one was really impossible. So, it's possible that I may make a remake of this Part.

.-twisted

Assassination: Part Two

Well, it's part two of this AWESOME trilogy and it's Mr Tan's turn to call someone to the stand.

Mr Tan: I would like to call... *moment of silence* MBCTF to the stand!

*People in the court gasp.*

*Mr MBCTF is shocked, and afraid. He slowly walks to the stand*

Mr Sng: Hey don't take your own sweet time. Are your legs too short or something??
Mr Yeo:*snicker*
Mr Sng: Anyway yeah skip the Bible thing. This court lacks the time. Speaking of time, why the hell am I here? This session is just a waste of my lovely life. I could be like playing DotA or something.

Mr Tan: Well, well, well. Mr MBCTF. You're looking preeety suspicious right about now. With all them short-fartness and whatnot. Alright, let's not dilly-dally. Where were you during the night of the crime?
Mr MBCTF:*whimpering* I was at home... Watching erms... American Idol.
Mr Tan: Oh yeah?! Purgery is a serious crime, Mr MBCTF!

Mr Roboto: OBJECTION! HE'S UNDERMINING MY CLIENT!
Mr Sng:*very irritated* Ugh! Enough with the objections already! But, anyway, you don't have to shout. We're all just next to each other. But yes, Mr Tan, yes try not to undermine poor lil Mr MBCTF here. He might break down and start twitching.

*from the audience*Mr Joseph: But he's ALWAYS twitching!

*Courtroom erupts in laugher*

Mr Sng:*banging his hammer* Order in the court!

*Laughter slowly dies*

Mr Tan:*clearly unhappy* Fine. Since you say you were at home WATCHING AMERICAN IDOL, who won?!
Mr MBCTF:*tears already flowing from his eyes* Er...*whimper* Katharine?
Mr Tan: LIES! LIES! Anyone with a brain knows that Taylor won!
Mr MBCTF: *starts to smile* He won? Yeah! Oh... wait... crap...
Mr Tan: Crap, indeed, Mr MBCTF, crap indeed. You just exposed yourself! So if you were not at home, where were you? What are you trying to hide?!
Mr MBCTF: I can't remember!!!
Mr Tan: Maybe that's just what you want us to think!!
Mr MBCTF: But... But... I really can't-
Mr Tan: A LIKELY STORY!

Mr Roboto: OBJECT-... oh who cares...
Mr Sng: Now, now Mr Tan, easy on the pressure. He might wet his pants.
Mr Tan:*big grin* Is that so? Anyways, Your Honour, Mr MBCTF is clearly lying! I shall leave it as that so this session would not end so fast.
Mr Sng:*sarcastically* How kind of you.
Mr Tan: No further questions.

Mr Sng: Your turn, Roboto.
Mr Roboto:I'd like to call Mr Powers to the stand.

*being a rich millionaire/computer desginer, members of the court clap instantaneously*

Mr Yeo: Yeah, I know: skip it. But while I'm here, I must say I'm such a huge fan of your creation, the PSP, the Pokémon Stadium Portable.
Mr Sng: Yeah me too! The graphics are awesome.
Mr Powers: Thank you, thank you! *bows*

Mr Roboto: So am I, Mr Powers, so am I!
Mr Powers: Shut up, Son of Satan!
Mr Roboto: Sit down, dammit.

*Mr Powers sits down*

Mr Roboto: So, Mr Powers, you claim you are an honest business man, hoping to spread joy and happiness to Pokémon lovers and haters alike?
Mr Powers: Er, yeah? That's what I said during the press conference at E4 last month right?
Mr Roboto: Oh yeah. Right.

*back at his seat*Mr MBCTF: Damn I hired the wrong lawyer.

Mr Roboto: Then would you care to explain:

*from the advertisement*Then why do you think he would try to assassinate Mr Powers?

A.K.A you?

Mr Powers: Well, I am rich. *Big charming smile*

*All the girls in the courtroom faints*

Mr Powers: Heh gets 'em everytime.
Mr Roboto: So, you are rich, eh? Millionaire eh? What's your point?!

Mr Tan: Objection, your honour. My client has no obligation to answer stupid questions.
Mr Sng: Yeah, good point. Roboto, you had better start asking some sensible questions or I will get you arrested for making a mockery of the court.
Mr Roboto: You can't do that! It's not a crime if I'm stupid.
Mr Sng:*grin* It will be.
Mr Roboto: Anyway, fine. Scratch that last question. So, if you're rich, you think people are gonna cause a black out, march into your office, and attempt to kill you in hopes of becoming a millionaire?
Mr Powers: Well, when I'm dead, the money has to go somewhere. In my will it states ALL my assets will go to charity because I have no children.
Mr Roboto: So you're saying that the assassin would get nothing out of killing you?
Mr Powers: Yup. Well, unless he's in the NKF foundation. The Need Kind Friends foundation. All those lonely suckers in there get to live the high life.
Mr Roboto: *starting to cry*I'm in the NKF!
Mr Yeo: LOL. No surprise.
Mr Sng: It seems that Mr Roboto is now in no condition to continue, it will become Mr Tan's turn.

*Roboto and Mr Powers return to their seats.*

Mr Tan: Ah, yes. I would like to call Mr Power's ever beautiful secretary, Ms Ellen.

*Ms Ellen walks to the stand*

*from the audience*Some Guy: I love you!
Mr Tan: Shut up. *Turning to Mr Sng and winking* She's mine.
Mr Yeo: I'll skip the swearing thing, not to worry.
Mr Tan: Well, Ms Ellen, it is true that you were at the office of Mr Powers during the assassination?
Ms Ellen:*in her really hot voice* Well, I work there, right? So obviously, I'd be there.
Mr Tan: Well, what exactly did you see?

Ms Ellen: Well... this is what I saw...

To Be Continued

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Narrator: Sorry guys, for this episode not having everything stated in the previous advertisement. But well, yeah.

Next time:

Mr Tan: So you're saying that...

Narrator: The truth is finally revealed

Mr Roboto: Dammit I quit!

Narrator: Dreams come true!

Mr Yeo: I'll skip it. Yeah I won't forget.

Narrator: Mr Yeo remembers what to do!
Narrator: Only on: Assassinatio: Part Three

Catch the final chapter of the trilogy! Only on http://notjustthis.blogspot.com

.-twisted

Assassination: Part One

... Since I was so bored I'd like to come up with a court session.

Okay I'm not very good at this so cut me some slack. And well, being able to think of no case better than this one..

But firstly, I'd like to introduce to you those involved in the session:

Mr Tan, Charles -Teh Prosecutor
Mr MBCTF (name to be left anonymous) -The Accused
Mr Roboto, Double Arigato - Defence Attorney
Mr Powers, Austin -The "Victim"
Mr Sng, Bryan -Judge
Various people - The other people so the court doesn't look so empty
Mr Yeo, Benjamin - Clerk ( First time on the job)


Mr Yeo: Er... The Judge has arrived... All rise?

*everyone rises*

Mr Sng: Okay, okay, you may all sit. Now, which case am I presiding today?
Mr Yeo: Er... the one where... Someone tried to assassinate a Mr Powers.
Mr Sng: Okay, right... Let's see where this leads to. Begin.

Mr Tan: Well, okay Your Honour. I'd like to call a young man by the name of Marvin to the stand.

*Marvin proceeds to the stand*


Mr Yeo: Mr Joseph, will you place your right hand on the Bible and do solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Mr Joseph: Well, yeah.
Mr Tan: Well, Mr Joseph, it is true that you say that the accused, Mr MBCTF, is a very twitchy person?
Mr Roboto: OBJECTION, Your Honour! My clients health defects have nothing to do with the case.
Mr Sng: Oh, just let the man speak!

*Mr Roboto sits down*

Mr Joseph: Well, yes. In the past, I have seen various problems that have been caused by his twitchy-ness. For example, his twitchy-ness has once destroyed a computer. Yes. It is true.
Mr Tan: Oh? Then, would you care to explain HOW his twitchy-ness destroyed a computer?
Mr Joseph: I'd be delighted!! Well, actually, the IT setting up job belongs to Mitchell. However, as usual, MBCTF butted in and well, he must have twitched so much that he accidentally screwed up the wires.
Mr Tan: So you are also willing to say that this particular twitchy-ness is a danger to the lives of people??

Mr Roboto: OBJECTION! I don't see how the destruction of computers have anything to do with the attempted assassination.
Mr Sng: But I do, lame-ass. So shut up and just see where this leads.

*Mr Roboto sits down. His face is more robot-like than ever.*

Mr Joseph:*to himself* Wow this Roboto guy is creepy.
Mr Joseph: Anyway, yes. I do say that this twitchy-ness is actually a danger to many, many people.
Mr Tan: *smiling* Ah, great. Would you say that Mr MBCTF is capable of the charge agaisnt him? Namely, MURDER?!
Mr Joseph: Honestly, no. Most of the time, he is a danger to himself as well as others.
Mr Tan: *cursing* I see... No further questions.

* Mr Tan and Joseph return to their respective seats.*

Mr Roboto: Ooo! My turn! My turn!
Mr Sng: Yeah yeah. Get your ass here and call your first person to the stand.
Mr Roboto *scowling* I'd like to call a witness to the stand. A janitor only known by the name, Teh Janitor.

*Teh Janitor stands up, broom and all, and heads to the stand*

Mr Yeo: Err... Sir, you can leave your... Cleaning materials back at your seat.
Teh Janitor:*threateningly* OR, I can bring them along!
Mr Yeo: Well, yes you can. Teh Janitor, will you place your right hand on -
Mr Sng: Er, let's forget the whole Bible thing, okay? I'm sure we all get the drift. Proceed, Roboto.

Mr Roboto: That's MR Roboto. And well, Teh Janitor, is it true you were at the scene of the attempted crime?
TJ: Ya lah! I was the guy that called the police what.
Mr Roboto: Right. And is it also true it was dark, meaning that it was not possible to see the assassin's face?
TJ: Ya. It was night. Then got black out.
Mr Roboto: So, it is also possible that the assassin was not Mr MBCTF?
TJ: Ya it could have been anyone.
Mr Roboto: So when exactly did you call the police?
TJ: Eh... Oh ya. Even though it was damn dark I could still see a bit la. I saw the assassin take out a knife.
Mr Roboto: So you instantly knew that someone was going to get murdered since he took out a knife?
TJ: Eh... Your questions damn stupid leh. If he's not gonna murder someone, take out knife for what?!
Mr Roboto: I have ONE LAST QUESION, TJ. It is definitely unknown whether or not it was MBCTF, am I right?
TJ: Ya la. How many times you want to say.
Mr Roboto: No further questions.

*TJ smiles sinisterly and both head to their seats.*

Mr Sng: As of now, what we know so far is that Mr MBCTF both could have or couldn't have attempted the assassination.

To Be Continued.

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NEXT TIME ON "ASSASSINATION"
* cool music*

Mr Tan: So you are saying that he DID attempt to kill Mr Powers?

Narrator: The truth starts to unfold...

Mr Roboto: Then WHY do you think he would try to assassinate Mr Powers?

Narrator: More stupid questions are asked...

Mr Sng: Damn it! Is it possible?!

Narrator: More suspense and surprises!

Narrator: Catch Assassination: Part Two

Part Two of the trilogy, only on http://notjustthis.blogspot.com

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.-twisted

im kinda satisfied.

Well, because I finally got MP3s for the blog! It used to be MIDI and that could like go on my Bro's lame shit phone. (Which is also Steven's phone, FYI). Anyway, yes, I finally got it MP3, but there is a problem. For me, it's okay, but for others with a slower internet connection, the music might cut, and continue, and cut, continue. Fortunately, this would only happen the first playthrough. When it playsback, it shouldn't cut again.

So, if you are reading this and the music cuts, don't worry, it shouldn't cut too much, unless, no offence, your internet connection sucks. Speaking of connections, MBCTF's connections sucks.

Has he no friends in Singapore to tell him that Taylor won American Idol? I mean, even if he HAS no friends, which is quite a possibility, considering his height and whatnot, the New Zealand Newspaper should state who won. After all, American Idol is quite a big deal. Okay, even if the NZ newspapers didn't say so, I'm quite certain his mom has friends who would keep her updated. Or, maybe her friends DID update her, but then she realised what kind of a person Tuck is a refused to share with him her new found knowledge.

Anyways, proof of Tuck's stupidity came in a form of a photograph, Bryan to whom I give credit for. Bravo. Caught that little bugga in the act. Apparently, Tuck thought that Katharine won, he so claims "Taylor should have won American Idol. I hate Katharine. She SUX!". Trying to use short form and PHAILING miserably, he just made a fool of himself. Poor sucker. Looks like it's Fission Mailed for you, Tuck.

And why, oh why does Katharine suck? I think she's pretty good. And she's pretty too. Now, now readers, my heart still belongs to Ellen, but it's true, Katharine's pretty. So WHY does he think she, in his words, "SUX"???

There are several possibilities, all which a probable, yet insanely impossible. However, everything's possible for our GOOD FRIEND Tuck, right? =)

Possibility One: "I hate everyone. I 'ROX', therefore, if I hate everyone, they definitely 'SUX'."
Reasoning/Counters: Well, yes, Tuck would say that. I can almost imagine it. Well he definitely thinks he "ROX", as he really likes his violin, as he is very "PRO" at it. Well to each his own, my friend. If you think you violin playing is the best, so be it, but if you fail as a Musician, don't cry, as no one will be there to lend you a shoulder to cry on anyway. Why else would he think he "ROX"? Possibly because of his height. He's probably thinking, "Yo, everyone's always dissing me because of my height, but you know why I don't care? Cause I'm an optimist! Yep! To me, I'm just unique!" Well, if you say so, Tuck. But my readers, I'm sure we all know otherwise: he's a freak. Ah, yes, why this possibility is not very probable, because, if he thought that everyone sucked, he would not have wanted Taylor to win. Instead he would have wanted to win himself. Also, if that was the case, he wouldn't like Natalie. So, let's think about this possibility.

Next!

Possibility Two: "Katharine is so freaking ugly! That's why she 'SUX'!"
Reasoning/Counters: Well, fair argument, as everyone has their own opinion. But then, even is he found her unattractive, that's no reason to say that she "SUX". It's just not fair. Is he judging a book by it's cover? WHY HOW COULD YOU, TUCK!? I always thought you were a very fair person, always thinking about people's strength's instead of their looks. Well, speaking of looks, she IS pretty, and for him to say that she was ugly would mean he has real bad taste. But then again, who said he had "good" taste? (Sorry, Natalie..) Okay, let's take this possibility into account.

Possibility Three: An outburst of craziness.
Reasoning/ Counters: Ah, a possibility that really should be considered. I mean, there have been cases where Tuck LASHED out at friends and friends alike, possibly losing them in the process. Your, Honour, I'd like to call my first witness to the stand.

Charles: Mr Teo, how exactly did Tuck "lash" out in madness?
Robin: Well, he turned over tables and went into a MAD RAGE! Nothing could stop him! It was madness! Children were crying!
Charles: Oh? Is that so? Do you realise that purgery is an offence?!
Robin: Fine... Fine... what really happened was... He turned over tables and even strangled someone... Can't remember who. Was it me? Perhaps...
*Turning to the Judge* Charles: No further questions, Your Honour.

So, this is another very probable reason, so let's just leave it as that. As for the one true reason why he wrote that, only he will know. And, hopefully, only time will tell.

Thank you.

.-twisted

argh

Argh it's so boring........ Seriously, I have nothing to do. Well, actually, nothing to do on the computer. Cos I can go play Pokemon. But I don't wanna play Pokemon.. Been playing the last few hours. Can't wait for Daryl to get a new Action Replay for GBA. Need Mew!!

Anyways.. yeah. What should I say? Hmm yeah today's Friday..............
Right.

.-twisted

the day has ended.

OKAY. So teh bigg 6.6.06 iz ovah! Hooray. Children of God, celebrate!

Honestly, I don't see what the big deal was. And I wonder. Did The Omen sell well? I suppose so, considering it's a sequel, according to my mum.

I actually forgot to day was today, ya know? Lol.......... anyways....


Yeah. Nth to say................................................................

Ellen is hot, my friends. Very hot. Ouch you can't touch her you'd burn your hand.

.-twisted

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Ellen Page rocks! Yeah Jamie Lynn Spears doesn't come close.

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Never thought it possible...

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT A PERSON COULD BE AS HOT AS ELLEN. If you don't find her attractive, you're either a girl, or you're gay.

*thanks to ellenpage.org for teh hawt pix*

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Discoveries galore!!!

Well, here's one of the more outstanding ones. I sall plagarise and this could probably get me sued, but oh well. Here goes!

"The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:
1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers: 666
Thus, Barney is Satan."

And another one! Well this seriously makes sense but... why didnt I think of it?

"A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project, he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:
1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. It is a major component in acid rain
3. It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. Accidental inhalation can kill you
5. It contributes to erosion
6. It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was water. The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion is obvious "

HAH I wouldn't want a ban on water! I mean, dihydrogen = two molecules of hydrgen, monoxide = one molecule of oxygen... H2O!!

Many many more... I'll put the site somewhere on the blog so... well go find it!!

.-twisted